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“Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has one.”
Anon. (Wrongly credited to Dirty Harry. He isn’t real)
The Chicken and the Egg.
Breaking the cycle of circular arguments.
The Whale of Doom
Leunig captured those dark moments at 3 am
The Uninvited Stranger
A modern horror story.
What would happen if our species lost the race for survival?
Honours in the 2018 NZ Writers College.
These stories had good plotlines, well-rounded characters, and were thoroughly enjoyable to read.
German sausage and quantum physics.
There is no courage without fear.
Purposely written for an Auckland writing competition. Apologies to the real Marigold’s Ivy.
The Short Step to Stardom.
Another unsuccessful competition entry.
My attempt to write from a man’s point of view.